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- No, i'm not sh*t talkin' because i'm a girl
- Posted About 1 year ago by LionHeadTM
Ok. I'm new at this website, but i got a couple bottle openers at this game expo i was in Philly from the Gamervision stand. Alright... so where to start... Oh yeah... I'm amazing?
Not to sound like a narcisist or being prideful, but I can't help but show up a sh*t-talker when he tries to talk it. Bitch, please.
Ok, let me explain. They were trying to advertise rather the laptops or the game or both, but I took a seat with my friend erin and we started to play. Now, I'm familiar with TFC and TF2. So I know who does what and the layout of the map. Anyway, we were playing one of the maps called 'Well' and i'm like "oh snap... this is gonna be fun." So these guys are having a blast and i'm like... 'whatever' so I go Heavy (Heavy Weapons Guy is the type of character he is) and I'm like... owning people left and right... Medics, spies, snipers, scouts, and soldiers were coming at me and I'm like mowing them down. It's kind of an easy character, but because of his slowness, it can work against you greatly. But come on... The one soldier wasn't bad. he's the one who gave me the biggest fight of them all. But I still was like 16-5 and everyone else is like 2 - 14. hahaha. So, being the proud faggot I am, i'm being all cocky while i'm killin' bitches and capturing command points. It was so funny. It's just the fact that guys say girls can't play videogames and be awesome at it, but here I'm the one draggin' your ass all over the stupid map. are you kidding me? Do you not see your splattered remains on the wall right there? Bitch, try talkin' like that again and I will have a parade of girls against you. I feel sorry for you and your silly ways of 'gaming'. You will never be laid in this state or this timezone again if I have anything to do with it.
Alright, now that's out of the way, the game expo was actually not so bad. it was small, but I had a fun time. From just sitting in the cars on display or playing retro games, i would recommend going to them. I'd buy alot of stuff there if I had the money or when I get it. It was that much worth it because it all impressed me. So whenever you guys can, stop in and see the Gamervision stand and just check out what they've got to offer. *sounds like a horrible commercial* no really. The guys are awesome.
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I feel as I got competition with all genders, races and ages. It's great to talk to everyone who's from around the world..so keep owning it up out there you'll kick my ass one day am sure. :P
I'm with Jpage... I consistently get owned on just about any multi-player game by all sexes, races, ages, creeds, and skill levels.
I captured 2 command points, but I could not have done it without your mad gaming skillz to aid me. :) I am glad you came with me, Pixie. It was so much fun.....because we are AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!
Im a guy and I literally get my ass kicked in all multiplayer games either by girls or seven year old kids on xbox live. I am living proof that anyone can kick ass at a game. However, i do rock Sarah with the butt of my machine gun in Halo all the time, but thats because I make it my one goal!
I appreciate people who break out of the general mind-numbing consensus & show themselves to trailblazers. Way to go, LionHeadTM. :)
were their jaws on the keyboard?
I love when shit talkers get beat down....there's nothing better....