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Movies have presented a lot of unrealistic ideas of secret passges and stairways, but here's one that somebody somewhere actually has. Creative Home Engineering takes credit for this one, as a firm who actually can make your house super secret and fancy. With prices ranging between $5k to $250k, you can trust these guys will do it right. Just look at that airplane-esque stair case!
I plan on giving these guys a call...
Step 1: Get money to buy a house to have something cool done in.
Step2: Get money to hire them to do something cool in the house that i just bought.
Looks like I'll have to open my meth lab sooner than planned.
Chopping up those herbs can get annoying and probably unbearable if you knew that there was another way. Because there is! These Herb Snips are like multiple scissors with one handle. As for the difficulty of snipping, you'll probably want to upgarde on your scissor skills and strength. It is 5 pairs of scissors afterall.
You can get a pair(?) from Chefs for $12.99
Tequila Gun - It'll Eff You Up
Sure a gun loaded with bullets is pretty dangerous, but so is one with tequila. The Hijos de Villa Tequila Gun will spare you absolutely no mercy. Taking a shot from this fire arm may not kill you, but you'll probably have a hard time finding your way home crawling through the bushes down the street at the park. Tequila is like a an unwanted party crasher, when its around, things get broken. Hmm, kind of like a gun.
Surrender now to the 45 pistol shaped tequila for $59.00... Or you can just surrender later since it's out of stock.
Sometimes when you just want to know what day of the month it is, you may get overwhelmed by having every date and day boldly posted before you, taunting you, and reminding you that time is flying. Óscar Díaz has created a more passive calendar that actually grows with you. The Living Calendar fills out daily either numbers or growing plants with ink. Don't worry, rent may be due soon, but nobody is going to rub that one in your face.
Just about anyone can make a coffee table book, but with the increase of supply, the quality seems to be going down. It may be a coffee table book, but it still is a project that needs to be treated with ultra care, not just an idea regurgitated onto a stack of paper. When a good coffee table book comes along, it deserves recognition. Yo, Check The Perm deserves recognition with the 10 men who went permanent's before and after mugs.
Yo, check the book for $5.95 from Merch-Bot.
(Weird, that was the 666th post on TheDailyDairy.com!)
Clustarack Video May Convince You That You Need A Clustarack (Even If You Don't)
Apparently without a Clustarack, your print shop will suffer from utter chaos.
Yet add the Clustarack there at the end and suddenly the chaos comes to a screeching halt. Your office can sleepy soundly now that those giant rolls of paper aren't out and getting in trouble. I don't think I'll be needing a Clustarack anytime soon, but I would love to watch my office fall apart like that. Maybe if I get a Clustarack, everything will magically be fixed too. Sign me up!
Thanks for the tip, Lou!
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drug puns are always funny
Are those Herb chopping scissors made by the Swiss Army Knife Company????
"clustarack" is officially the worst name for a product ever.