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Ah the skill of the Pink Jedi.
Admit it. You wish you could do that.
As for me...I'm kind of speechless.
Ian Taylor of Tredworth, Gloucestershire purchased this Ford Fiesta for his stepson with the intention of fixing it up. When it became clear there was no saving the vehicle, he was ready to trash it. For the time being it remained parked in his driveway. It was when the police fined Ian and booted the car that things started to get interesting. Claim was that though he had an SORN/Statutory Off Road Notification certificate for the vehicle, the back wheel was partially on the sidewalk, leading Police to clamp the car for not being taxed. Considering the car was going to be trashed, fine or not, Ian protested by cutting it in half with an angle-grinding tool.
Now that's my kind of man.
Good luck topping this one, folks. I think the bar has been set permanently.
Plush Microbes - Lovable Infections
I saw these at my school bookstore the other day when I was returning some photo paper and I'm really kicking myself now for not going and having a closer look. It said microbes on the box, but from where I was standing they just looked like little animal beanie babies. Come to find out, they really are mini diseases!
The plush microbes cover just about anything from acne to ulcer. Modeled after the unwelcome inhabitants of our bodies, these plushies are surprisingly adorable. I guess anything plush guarantees a certain level of cuteness.
Still, I'd never thought that herpes would be such a pleasant sight.
And the Flesh Eating Disease? Who could blame him for being hungry! Let the little guy have cake.
With so many to choose from, these 5-7 inch microbe plushies come with an information card about themselves. Yeah, the card we could probably do without while we snuggle up with E. Coli.
These Giant Plush Microbes are available on ThinkGeek for $7.99 each. If you buy 5 or more, you'll get a 15% discount!
For more pictures of all these cuddle bugs, click here.
How many of you play mahjong? No, I don't mean the online flash game. I mean using real tiles and putting down some serious bills. While poker and black jack fans have all types of gadgets to enhance their game play, this mahjong table is awesome whether you know how to play or not. You'll never have to shuffle or set your own tiles again with the Automatic Mahjong Table, available for $680.00. Watch and be amazed.
As you can see in the video above, the center button console of the table lifts revealing space for you to push all of your tiles into. Underneath all that fuzzy green the tiles are shuffled and set into place in perfect stacked rows for 4 players. All of this at the touch of a button in a matter of seconds!
Automatic? More like auto-rad-tic. Ok, that was lame but I blame the commercial for that Lohan reality show that I just saw on E!. Let me go try and restore some brain cells now.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9! Yup, there's nine.
This oddity of the deep found its fate not in a museum or aquarium but rather in a seafood shop in Marugame, Japan. I understand as a seafood shop that a good octopus would be your revenue, but when you find one with nine legs wouldn't you want to preserve it since it's not your average find? I guess not for this shop owner for he just boiled it up and sold it to a "lucky customer". Huh? Seven tentacles would had been lucky. Not nine!
I'm not even going to bother asking if you like The Big Lebowski because chances are you do. Why? Because it is one excellent film. How can it not be? Our hero's name is the Dude. Speaking of Dude, have you ever thought about how many times that word/name was muttered in this Cohen brother classic? It kind of hurts like when you think about what the world would be like without the word "the". But don't cause brain damage too soon there, kid. Someone's already done it for you. Check out this mash-up of every spoken "dude" of the entire movie.
So who takes the time to do that? Apparently a lot of people. Just check out Waxy, the ultimate location of meticulous supercuts and montages. My personal favorite is the Fargo "yeah" one. Yeah? I think they mean yah*.
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If you can't fix it you can always cut it in half.....then there's more to fix....or not....Hilarious story....FIGHT THE POWER!
Those plushies are adorable! I wish I could give herpes to everyone.
yeah, "cute" plushies...I vetoed the notion of buying one when I found the AIDS plush. sorry folks, I can't laugh at cancer and deadly diseases like you guys can. just not my cup-o-humor.
That's probably the coolest pointless thing our school's bookstore has ever had. Besides that time they gave out free shaving cream.