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Jersey Ninja Sighting Closes School
Last Wednesday morning, public schools in Barnegat, NJ, were locked down for about half an hour. The threat? A ninja.
Someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind the elementary school. And because we all know that ninjas like to "fight ALL the time" and their only purpose is to "flip out and kill people" (for more information visit RealUltimatePower.net), it's understandable that the school district would be concerned. Truth was the ninja clad culprit was actually a camp counselor on his way to the middle school for a costume party.
Seriously, you guys. I can't even make this stuff up.
Two Japanese companies are teaming up to bring the Japanese gone global phenomenon of Karaoke to the blind. With the Seika, karaoke lyrics can be translated and imported from a PC with custom software to a separate display where the Braille can actually be read. The display can form up to 40 Braille characters and moves in real time. The Seika will be released this fall.
You know, it's nice to see a universal activity become even more universal. So if anyone wants to give the Seika a run, I've got a hankering for some of Heart.
[Gizmodo via CrunchGear]
A set of manga eyes are pretty hard to come by since eye augmentation is currently (and hopefully will remain) an impossible cosmetic surgery. But if you got an anime obsessive reputation to maintain, there is always the extra-wide contacts option. Apparently they're available in Japan, but then again, what isn't? I just hope I'll never run into anyone wearing them or I may have to act in violent self defense. Why shouldn't I feel threatened? That kind of disproportion is just way too whacked to trust.
Because even little sharks have a puncturing bite!
The Shark Stapler is available from Jac Zagoory Designs for $125.00. Sarah would be happy with either the stapler or the $125.00, but preferably with both.
Oh yeah, it's cute. Standing tall (for a mouse) at 2.5 inches, this Chewy would probably tower over a Han Solo mouse as well. As for the Chewy growl, it'd probably sound more like a squeak. He is a mouse after all.
The Chewbacca Mouse is available from TheHouseOfMouse Etsy shop for $34.99, along with a many more mice.
Weighing Seat - Not For The Self Conscious
If you're overly sensitive about your weight, you'll probably want to keep your butt off the Weighing Seat. Now that I think about it, even if you don't have issues with your weight, you probably should still keep your butt off the Weighing Seat. Now that I really think about it, I can't think of any reason to justify putting your butt on the Weighing Seat. Unless you're really curious, I guess.
But(t) seriously...what the dealio?
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Comments
Although the contact are creepy I'm sure some people will look better with them in. The stapler and the mouse are cool.
want mouse chewy.
twiggy may have started the whole stick thin whaif model phenomena, but I think anime is to blame for these creepy contacts D:
You guys heard Nikkita... I would like that stapler (and $125) on my desk tomorrow morning.