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Pitfall Needlepoint Laptop Case
Cross stitch has proven to be a great outlet for geeky expression, but it looks like needlepoint is jumping in to join the fun. Rock on! I've always been more of a fan of needlepoint, anyways. Available from the novellamarie Etsy shop, this case goes for $150.00. While that may sound pricey, it's not. A painted canvas that size would very easily go for $150.00, and that's not even factoring in yarn and threads.
You know, this really brings me back to the days of my Atari 2600, my "Safety" belt from 6th grade and of course, my high school job. You see, I worked in my mom's stitchery store starting when I was 12. There were a lot of snotty ladies, especially in the needlepoint department, considering it's the pricier hobby. They could be such bitches sometimes too, seeing I was just some "stupid" kid. Yeah, but I knew how to get my kicks. My favorite thing to do was after a particularly rude remark or obscene attitude was displayed, I'd whip out the most complicated of projects I'd be working on, all of which clearly showed I was far more skilled at their dying art than they'd ever be, just to show off a little. Then I'd smile and bat my lashes and they'd get really really pissed. God, I loved those bitches...
It's time to sit back, relax, and meditate while R2-D2 soars between a mountain and some waves. Or if you think the Stromtroopers aiming their blasters at you is a bit more Zen, then you're still in luck. The Star Wars Japanese Tenugui hanging banners come in 4 different prints including R2-D2, Droids, Heads and Troopers. Available from ThinkGeek for $19.99 each, these tenugui towels guarantee good feng shui.
Let's revisit a story from May, shall we? Remember the Thai artist that would bake bread to look like rotting body parts? Yeah, that was pretty gross. But if you're into that kind of thing, here's a video of him and his work. I started watching but immediately concluded that I wouldn't make it through the whole thing if I wanted to eat bread again. Yuck!
Here's one for all the AV nerds. As for the AV ladies, I'm assuming the TV-headed boyfriend is not included. Shame too. A boyfriend with a channel switch and volume adjustment would be very convenient. FWD and REW options would be nice too, but I guess that would come with the boyfriend 2.0.
The AV tee is available in both guys and girly cuts from Threadless for $20.00
The bento box pretty much out rules any other kind of lunch box ever, so I'm thinking this watch could be kind of dangerous. For instance, if you ask me what time it is, I'll only be able to decipher that it is "time to eat". And since there's a bento box in the equation you can guarantee that I'm going to be pretty hungry. I mean, that's assuming I haven't chewed my arm off by then. Yeah, it's best not to distract me with Japanese cuisine...
The Bento Box watch is available from Stupid.com for $19.99. And if you'd prefer sushi, you too can be equipped with timely hunger pains with the Sushi Deluxe watch.
What I like about this coat rack is that maybe just maybe somebody will leave something fabulous behind for my keeping. Then again, at the same time my goods would be at risk of being taken away. Sure the same goes for any coat rack, but at least in the case the writing is on the wall.
The Writing On The Wall Coat Rack is available in both the sassy and red "love it or leave it" or the monotone and black "blah blah blah" from Urban Outfitters for $24.00.
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never will look at bread the same way again :(
Damn that shirt has all the hookups.....
it's my sweater now!!!
MUST.....GET....TENGUI....TOWELS
Hey, is that Raccoonacorn's sweater on that rack [on the bottom image]?