Osyris Glitch
Last Logged In: About 1 month ago
Gamer Since: over 3 years ago
Gamer Details
Bio: 
I make music, I play video games, I eat food.
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What's in my belly button?
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Midget is derogatory, isn't it? They still frighten me.
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Horrifying.
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Ironic, considering how many electronics I use on a daily basis.
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The actual vomit? Not so much. The act of vomiting. It just... It just gets to me.
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Morbidly Obese Dwarves Vomiting While Being Electrocuted
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I don't want to talk about this, anymore.
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I'd have to consider a loan.
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I'd also have to get a generator to keep my bills reasonable. But the money I'd save would end up being spent on the gas to run the generator.
Strike two, Sony.
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At any point in time, no matter how much money I may ever have, I would trade anything for a big basket of burritos.
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There are many reasons to not want a PS3, but I think the three listed above are the most important.
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Crap, I forgot to ________ today
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I just realized this. It's 8:36pm. My nether regions smell... funny. I'm gonna go scrub myself, now.
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I don't know how I managed this. I'm a hoss. I need food every hour, on the hour.
But not after midnight. Also, I'm not supposed to get wet.
I really hope someone gets that joke.
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You know what's really good?
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Heavenly. Absolutely heavenly.
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REAL burritos. Not that Taco Bell bullshit. If it's only good when you're drunk, you shouldn't be eating it.
Seriously, though. Taco Bell is the perfect drunk food.
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Robot minions do your bidding, as long as your bidding means fighting monsters and whatnot. At what point is that not awesome?... No answer? That's what I thought.
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It make-a me smile.
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A Romantic Evening With The Love Of Your Life
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Nothing like the old in out in out, you know what I'm saying? No? You know. Slippin' the P in the V? Hiding the salami? Parking the go-carts in Pinkerton? Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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I'm gonna go get drunk, now.
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Three Floyd's Alpha King Pale Ale
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Oh, sweet mercy.
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A LIQUID POEM TO THE GLORY OF THE HOP!
GOD BLESS THE YEAST, THE MALT AND THE HOP!
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Comments
Community
Your Street Fighter IV drinking game has substantial win....
awesome!!!
Yes, and it looks exactly like me. I am scared.
happy 4th!
WAAA!
Snuff was only okay. I am an avid reader of all things Palahniuk, but his last two or three efforts (Snuff, Haunted, Rant) were just subpar, in my humble opinion.
Got your idea, and we love it. We're having a meeting tomorrow to discuss your game and a few other wacky game types. We'll keep you updated. Thanks for the idea.
Send it to me at Chris@gamervision.com. I'm intrigued...
Thanks for helping to make the event a success. Technical difficulties aside, everybody seemed to have a great time, which is exactly what we were hoping for. There'll be a highlight video later this week, so keep checking Gamervision to see yourself and everyone else in action.
Hey, don't forget about the Gamervision GTA IV event on Sunday night at 9:00, eastern time. Send me or any other GV staffers your Xbox Live Gamertag, and we'll invite you over. All of Gamervision looks forward to running you over and lighting you up with rockets!
It was fun wasting each other last night.
I'm fantastic. How's the laptop coming along?
Osyris Glitch! How the hell are you buddy?
When Osyris in the house, whatcha gonna do?
i love you.
I agree, Kentucky Rain is one of the best Elvis song ever!
Gasp
I've been good/busy. Also, you have only yourself to thank for where you are. You're a good person. Karma is for real.
Can't wait to see what's coming!
How have you been, otherwise?
Love Slum. I've even em at the OK Player Tour a while back with Common, Pharaoh Monch and the Roots. And M83, gotta love that electro-shoegaze! So you must like Morr Music too right? I'm a IDMer too.
Sup baby?! I haven't heard from you in a while!