The Last Templar

Last Logged In: 8 months, 3 weeks ago Gamer Since: 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Gamer Details

Sex: male

Location: Cold.

Gamertag (Xbox):: Templar895

Bio:

I exploded out of my mother's womb and banged the nurse over the bed right then and there.

And flipped off my dad in the process. Fuck I'm so cool.

Games that I severly enjoy in awesomeness
- Bioshock details
  
  Cool gameplay, awesome art direction, lovely story, an emotional roller coaster.
- Legend of Zelda: Ocrania of Time details
  
  First console game I ever played and beat. Yeah, I caught on late. No, screw you.
- Freedom Fighters details
  
  New York overtaken by Soviets? Plumber turned Revolutionary? FUCK YEEEEAH
- Total Overdose details
  
  GTA + Tony Hawk's Combo System + Once Upon A Time in Mexico = awesome. I throughly enjoyed this better than GTA. So HA!
- Operation Flashpoint details
  
  with mods (FFUR, Conspiracies, BAS) it's like it was designed by God/Darwin/Elvis.
- World In Conflict details
  
  Holy shit, a game starting out in my home state? RAWWWRGH DIE SOVIETS THIS LAND IS MY LAND THAT LAND IS YOUR LAND GO THE FUCK BACK TO IT BEFORE I SHOVE AN M16 UP YUOAR ASSS HARRRGH
- Fallout 2 details
  
  Fucking epic. Play it or I will find you.
- Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 details
  
  Ridiculous fun. 24 + The Unit + Mexicans, essentially.
- Mount & Blade details
  
  Home grown EPIC
- Tachyon: The Fringe details
  
  A space shooter with Bruce Campbell fucking voicing the lead character? YESSSSS
Literature
- Alan Moore's V for Vendetta details
  
  Not as essential, but way more intelligent than the movie.
- Essential Punisher details
  
  Punisher is 3
- Hamlet details
  
  is fucking \m/ and if you don't think so, well, thwack.
- The Book Thief details
  
  Only book that ever made me cry. Pick it up, or I'll beat you.
- Design Anarchy details
  
  Thoughtful, insightful, really well done.
- Alan Moore's Watchmen details
  
  Epic, beyond epic proportions. Must read before you die, a few times.

Reviews I Might Do in the Near Future

Operation Flashpoint + FFUR2007 + BAS mods

Freedom Fighters details
Mount & Blade details

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Black Lagoon 001

Posted Nov 21, 2007 at 07:46PM in Reviews
Site's article software is fuggin' broken.

Posted Nov 19, 2007 at 06:06PM in News
How To Make School Fun.

Posted Nov 18, 2007 at 09:46PM in Blog
Max Payne 2 Mods Megareview

Posted Nov 18, 2007 at 05:06PM in Reviews
Cinema 2.0 for Max Payne 2

Posted Nov 17, 2007 at 11:25PM in Reviews
They did it. They finally made a game that appeals to my immediate intrests.

Posted Nov 17, 2007 at 11:31AM in News
World in Conflict Demo

Posted Nov 17, 2007 at 11:25AM in Reviews

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Veggie Jackson: May 23, 2008 11:23AM; Hey, don't forget about the Gamervision GTA IV event on Sunday night at 9:00, eastern time. Send me or any other GV staffers your Xbox Live Gamertag, and we'll invite you over. All of Gamervision looks forward to running you over and lighting you up with rockets!

Nikkita: Nov 20, 2007 06:52AM; boooooooy, you don't even know

Nikkita: Nov 20, 2007 05:54AM; nobody...and i mean NOBODY, shit talks prince on my turf. you best watch yoself before ye wreck yoself

Nikkita: Nov 17, 2007 01:30PM; if by horrible you mean "awesome" then it's pretty damn horrible :]

Veggie Jackson: Nov 11, 2007 11:05AM; Love the avatar image. Comedian is the tits.