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- Black Lagoon 001
- Posted About 1 year ago by The Last Templar
A friend recommended this to me, because its about pirates. And I <3 pirates. But I hate anime. So fuck if I know what I'll think. I haven't watched anime in almost five years, so I forgot everything I knew.
I did like the One Piece, Shaman King, and Naruto mangas though. Shonen Jump was all :D
I'm typing this review as I watch, so be prepared for footnotes and shit.
Menu: Holy shit, this looks cool.
Intro: Kinda neat.
Awwh, this guy is whining about being stuck in the capitalist system. Fun fun fun. Voice acting is irritating me. Oh no, a stolen disc! Waaagh! So original...corporate scandals.
YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YA YOU JUST DONT GET IT YOU WANNA DIEEEE?
...fuuuck. Awwh, the black guy and the hostage are stockholming. OH NO HE JUST REFERENCED THE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME SHIT LOL.
My new jeans are comfy.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN!
Drinking in anime is always funny. Ha. This bitch is drinking rum whilst under fire. "you better pay for damages or else immah weld yours shut and make a new one on your head!"
This blokes revolver holds a billion rounds apparently.
The bad guy, after his groups been wiped out, now is glad to "have a challenge." Lawl.
I DONT NEED CONFIRMATION I CAN SMELL EM
YOU LIMP DICK SON OF ABITCH YOU RUNNIN AWAY
YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YA I GOT EM RIGHT WHERE I WANT EM
SUM1 TELL ME WHY I HAVETA SUFFAR LIKE THIS
The lines are hilarious. And I just finished the first episode. 3 more to go.
IM GETTIN REAL HARD THINKIN OF HOW THEYRE GONNA REACT TO US
YEAH! YOU GOT FUCKED!
SUMMARY
Ugh. I could only watch two episodes, lost my intrest. There were some neat parts. If you like anime, give it a rent. If you don't, this won't change your mind.
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What a coincidence, i hate anime, too!
You should rent the Shinesmen anime. Make sure you get the dub.
They didn't take it seriously dubbing it. Its quite fun. Gray and salmon pink are awesome battle colors.
Well boo.
maybe this game is so bad it doesn't deserve a proper review?
I agree. This is not only highly distasteful, it's a literary disaster. It lacks enough relevant information about the series to properly inform us on what this show is truly about--not to mention the information it does give is written in a disorganized, unorthodox, and crude manner.
Instead of a review, it feels more like an impulsive notepad of seemingly unrelated, incoherent thoughts. =/
A highly distasteful review