There are certain moments in life that simply can’t be prepared for.  One of those moments arrived today when I clicked “play” on the following video.  What you’re about to see is a piece of Half-Life 2 fan-fiction written by a six-year old, then turned into a piece of inexplicable machinima by someone a bit older.  Sure, it’s a little rough to call out a 1st grader on his spelling and storytelling ability, but funny is funny.  Besides, if the kid’s a gamer, his spelling will be torn apart on the message boards in a few years anyway, so it’s probably best to get him used to it now.  Anyway, enjoy.  Well, maybe “enjoy” isn’t the right word, so instead, I’ll just ask you to endure.