In execution, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is more like an interactive photo album, than the risqué adult adventure it purports to be. Composed of still shots backed by some of the worst voice acting to never come out of Capcom, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties has you placed in the role of a motorcycle riding plumber trying to win the affection of an affluent daddy's girl. You accomplish this by making a series of choices in-between the game's non- interactive story sequences. The target audience will be quite disappointed by the lack of any real nudity, and everyone else will simply be aghast at the fact that such a poorly made game was allowed to be unleashed upon humanity. ~ Geoffrey Douglas Smith, All Game Guide