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Dead or Alive: Paradise Coming to PSP

Will There Be A One-Handed Mode?

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It's been a while since we've heard about any new Dead or Alive games, but today Tecmo Koei announced the release of a new PSP game, Dead or Alive: Paradise. Following in the steps of such gaming classics as Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball and Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2, Paradise will send you off on an erotic island adventure with the beautiful ladies of the famous fighting franchise.

Having never played either of the Volleyball games, despite my love of volleyball, I can't speak on the gameplay of those games. But since I do have eyes, I can speak on the look and presentation of the game. As you can see from the pictures above and below, this game is going to be chock full of scantily clad, over-endowed women with a predilection for grab-assing and pillow fights. Sure, there'll be volleyball of some sort involved, but there's going to be plenty of bikinis to buy, pictures to take, and virtual women to jack to that you'll hardly even notice.

At first, I was curious why this game was coming to the PSP instead of one of the home consoles that would allow for some really insane detailing on the mega-pixel minxes, but after a few minutes I realized that you couldn't carry your 360 into the bathroom with you when you wanted to spend some personal time with the game and your right hand. Tecmo at least has no bones about making a game that's solely about looking at virtual boobies. Good for them. Perhaps if the rest of the world wasn't so full of prudes or Fox News anchors, this type of game wouldn't draw so much ridicule.

You can check out the full press release, as well as a wealth of screenshots, below.

Tecmo Koei Europe Ltd proudly reveal the next installment of the hugely popular DEAD OR ALIVE series – DEAD OR ALIVE: Paradise.

Featuring all the DEAD OR ALIVE lovelies, basking in the tropical sun of ‘New Zack Island’ you will be able to mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots, and challenge the girls in various mini-games found throughout your private island in the best looking PSP game yet.

Boasting the most beautiful 3D female characters even seen in any PSP title, you will be able to indulge in beach volleyball, pool hopping, as well as visiting the revamped casino resort run by the enigmatic ‘Rio’. With an exhaustive shopping option as well, spend your hard-earned ZACK currency on hundreds of cool items, from clothes to gadgets then keep them for yourself or give them as gifts to your new girlfriends. The more gifts you give, the stronger your bond with them will grow.

You’ll also be able to snap candid photos of your giggling beauties in their beachwear which you can store in your very own private photo album and collect ‘Venus Clips’ to enjoy later. It’s all on-the-go, and all in the palm of your hand. Take your girls anywhere. Play with them any time.

DEAD OR ALIVE: Paradise is released exclusively for the Sony PSP this Spring.

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  • Coop
    Coop

    Whoa boobs.

  • loltim
    loltim

    You know what else is readily available on your PSP? Porn.

  • QMarc80
    QMarc80

    Yet another game to use with one hand! I'm not quite sure how to go about this one, guys.

  • shotgunmonkeey
    shotgunmonkeey

    the name is right on target

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