When Satoru Iwata starts to speak, people listen. Unfortunately, not everything the man says is something people want to hear. Case in point: today's reveal that joining Brain Age and Wii Fit as instruments to test your brain and body would be Wii Vitality Sensor, the newest way to take your pulse. Um, what?

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what to think about this. I mean, getting a pulse tracker for my Wii sounds cool to the part of my brain that doesn't use reasoning, but the rest of my brain is yelling at that one tiny section to shut the hell up. Can you tell it's been a long day? Anyway, nobody talked about release dates, methods, probabilities or why exactly Nintendo thought this was a good idea.

Hopefully, Coop and Sarah don't find out any more about this "title" while they're at E3.