It appears that the website for Mass Effect 2 has unveiled the final box art for the upcoming sequel. While some people are quick to say that getting a glimpse at the box art for a game only heightens their anticipation, I'm quick to point out that HOLY CRAP WHO'S THAT STONE COLD FOX OF A BRUNETTE BEHIND ALIEN NATION?

A quick bit of investigation (ie - reading the paragraph description accompanying the pics) reveals that my future girlfriend's name is Miranda. Look at the way the wind blows through her hair, and the way she hold her weapon. What do you mean she looks like a reject from the CW? How dare you talk about the woman I love like that. You people have no respect. Don't let her beauty fool you. I'm sure she's going to have tons of skills in the game, like "Looking Hot," "Oozing Sex," and "Cock Tease."

Now, while the box art for BioShock 2 looked pretty sweet, I've been told that this art work is "terrible." Compared to the ME2: Special Edition art, I agree. Honestly though, this isn't that bad. It's got the main character and some of the supporting cast looking tough, and that's about all you need to get the point across. I think. I don't know. There's a reason I'm not in marketing.