Hey, remember the good ol' days when Ahnohld was a big, mean bastard, and he just shot people because he felt like it? Me too. God, those were good days. Saving Alyssa Milano. Giving the thumbs up to Eddie Furlong. Being Danny DeVito's brother. Now he's just another pencil-pushing jerk who likes to make promises he can't keep. You know, like that uncle who kept saying he'd take you to the park right after he was done betting on the horses. I never did get to see that park. At least you've got Game Breaking News, though. Am I right?

Game Breaking News is Gamervision's video game news show. It airs twice a week (on Tuesdays and Thursdays), and features the week's most important headlines, as well as editorials on the state of the gaming union, in addition to hard-hitting interviews. Taking the place of the site's original video game news show, OMGTWWFTW, Game Breaking News pushes gaming journalism to the limit, and doesn't look back. Lead anchor Luke Brown fronts an assault on your brain, and is backed up by Jonathan Cooper's awkward industry analyses, and Dominic Moschitti's high-octane opinion pieces. Your mother may not approve of you watching, but that's okay since we're totally doing her while your dad's at work.

Directed by: Timmy Frisch
Edited by: Nick Murphy
Effects by: Joe Williams, Nick Murphy, Paul Ritchey
Written by: Luke Brown, Jonathan Cooper
Music courtesy of: Chromelodeon, Municipal Waste, Public Enemy, Nikkita Patterson