On today's Game Breaking News, we imagine what it's like to have girlfriends who'd actually dress up for us in fancy underpants. No, I'm not talking about those Super Mario Bros. boxers you got for Christmas from your Aunt Beatrice (tell her I said, "Hello."). I'm talking about the good stuff. The stuff those models wear in those catalogs your mom used to get when you a kid. You know, the ones that you'd hide in your closet so that nobody knew you had it, and then when you were alone, you'd spend countless seconds beating off to. Yeah, that kind of underwear.
Game Breaking News is Gamervision's video game news show. It airs twice a week (on Tuesdays and Thursdays), and features the week's most important headlines, as well as editorials on the state of the gaming union, in addition to hard-hitting interviews. Taking the place of the site's original video game news show, OMGTWWFTW, Game Breaking News pushes gaming journalism to the limit, and doesn't look back. Lead anchor Luke Brown fronts an assault on your brain, and is backed up by Jonathan Cooper's awkward industry analyses, and Dominic Moschitti's high-octane opinion pieces. Your mother may not approve of you watching, but that's okay since we're totally doing her while your dad's at work.
Directed by: Timmy Frisch
Edited by: Paul Ritchey
Effects by: Joe Williams, Nick Murphy, Paul Ritchey
Written by: Luke Brown, Jonathan Cooper
Music courtesy of: Chromelodeon, Municipal Waste, Nikkita Patterson