A few weeks ago, GAMERVISION and I opted to give away some great comics for free. All you had to do was post a comment in the article about who you thought was the lamest super-hero ever. The only caveat was entries had to be 60 words or less. With free stuff on the line, many of you stepped up to the plate. It was easy enough to enter. How hard was it to come up with a lame super-hero? Even a dog entered. Seriously. What was your excuse? Despite a not so strong turnout, we’re still giving away free stuff. Who are we to deny the people who actually entered their right to free stuff? Let me be the first to congratulate the winner….

 TinyChinaDoll


Her entry on Squirrel Girl was not only spot on (Squirrel Girl is really lame), but she managed to sneak in a jab at a lame video game character as well. In case you missed it, here is her entire response:
“Squirrel Girl's the lamest. Great Lakes Avengers was just a dorky group, but how can they let her defeat supervillains with the power to control squirrels? Her character's inspiration rivals the Megaman X7 maverick. "Oh we're running out of ideas. How about a big metallic ONION?" What is Murray smoking, and where can I get in on this?”

Congrats, TinyChinaDoll, you’ll be getting those Y: The Last Man trades as soon as we can send them out. And heck, we're even gonna throw in an official GAMERVISION t-shirt. Now, you too can be a snazzy gamer.

Of course, there were some people who bent the rules a bit, and there's no reason for them to not be made an example of. For his contribution, aquaghost23 will also getting a little something. Well before I say what he’s getting, let’s recap his response:


ZATANNA.

Everyone knows a picture is worth a thousand words, aquaghost23. That’s 940 words over the limit. For your efforts, you’ll be getting a copy of Throw it Back! Thursday book, The Ray #1. And what the heck, I’ll throw in a good book, too. You’ll also be getting Amazing Spider-Man #549.

Hey, if you missed out on this one, keep your eyes open for the next time. I believe POINT of ORIGIN may have something in the works. Maybe you should check back later tonite.

Again, congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered. Keep trying, maybe one day your name will be mentioned along GAMERVISION contest winners like TinyChinaDoll and JPage0024 (he won the Break Your Nose for Kane and Lynch contest).