You want to talk about something that will make you feel like a man? Let's talk about drinking from one of the four manliest plastic cups I've ever seen. Coming to a 7-Eleven near you next week are these stunning chalices featuring the God of War himself, Kratos. In addition to getting a fresh, cold blackberry-flavored Mountain Dew slush drink, with the nefarious nomenclature "Kratos Fury," anybody who purchases one of these bad boys is guaranteed one of four download codes for some additional game content.

There's a behind the scenes video and a t-shirt for Home, but those aren't the codes I'll going after. I'm more of an in-game armor kind of guy, so you'll probably see me scouring the soda fountain to try and find the Morpheus armor code. Either that, or I'll be flipping cups until I find the code for the sweet God of War III dynamic theme. I'd never pay $3 for one at the PlayStation Store, but if I can get one of those dynamic themes for the low price of a soda I'm going to drink anyway, I'm in.

I have to admit, I'm not thrilled with the choice of flavors for this drink though. I'm actually kind of sick of all these Mountain Dew spin-offs. Why can't we just get a great Mountain Dew slush drink? The original flavor is as classic as a Titan bike. Anyhow, I can't wait to get these cups, and put them out with the fine china when important guests come over.

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