I'm sure many of you have been eagerly anticipating the first batch of DLC for Valve's Left 4 Dead 2 as much as I have. Now that the day is finally upon us, Valve's seen fit to release a short teaser video showcasing just how well the two groups of survivors will get along. I wonder if Francis is as big a fan of the Midnight Riders as Coach and Ellis are.

In preperation for tonight's bloodbath, I've created a short list of things I won't regret when playing.

1. Shooting Zoey - Seriously, as cute as she is, I can do without her and her stupid hoodie.
2. Leaving Original Survivors Behind to Die - Dude, fuck those guys. Me and Ellis, we gotta survive.
3. Ignoring My Girlfriend - Just because you're playing L4D2 with me doesn't mean I have to talk to you.
4. Disturbing the Witch - What can I say? I just have a knack for making women crazy.
5. Calling Out Sick Because I'm So Tired From Playing L4D2 All Weekend - Everyone else does it, so why can't I?

It's been far too long since I've played a game of L4D2, but now that "The Passing" is actually out, I can't wait to dive back in. I miss Coach. I miss Bill. I miss shooting zombies in the face. I just hope we won't have to wait very long for the other batch of announced DLC that's coming out for the original Left 4 Dead, "The Calling."

So, who's helping fend off the zombie apocalypse tonight?