SEGA has announced that, for some reason, Australia will be getting an awesome Special Edition bundle for Platinum Games' Bayonetta. One would think that publishers would be just about done trying to impress consumers in that country since their government's policy on video game ratings hasn't been updated since the 1920s, but that hasn't stopped SEGA from planning to release the "Climax Edition" of Bayonetta. Yes, the Climax Edition, because the ratings board had a problem with calling it the "Ejaculation Extravaganza!"

Besides coming with the game itself (which SEGA actually convinced Australia to release by playing their best athletes against each other in a football game) it looks like it comes with an art book, what appears to be a a DVD (likely containing the full series Oz), and a replica of the gun the sexy seductress uses throughout the game: Scarborough Fair. That's right, the country that wouldn't classify Left 4 Dead 2 because it had corpses in it is allowing SEGA to give their people plastic guns. I smell a riot.

Listen, I know we've said a lot of bad things about Australia, but I think it's time we forget the past and look to the future. This awesome bundle proves that their government is ready to get with the modern age, to move forward, and that, my friends, is why we must reestablish trade with Australia.

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