Dear 2K Games,

Hi, long time no speak! I just finished watching the trailer you released for BioShock 2. You know, the one that shows off Siren Alley? Great job! You've put together a wonderful little video that shows off what fans of BioShock have to look forward to in the sequel. But... well... we need to have a little talk.

I heard you decided to delay the game. Honestly, I think we can both admit that it was a mistake. No one will blame you for running away to 2010 - we understand, it was a knee-jerk reaction. That said, no one will be upset if you change your mind, and release the game in November (or October, if you want to start pressing disks really early). It might not sound like the best idea, but I promise it is, and you can hold me accountable if the game doesn't sell really well. I'll take the blame, hold it right on my shoulders, like Atlas holding the world. I won't need to, though, because you could put a used band-aid in a box and write BIosHOCK 2!!! on it and it would still sell a million copies. Maybe two million, if the band-aid isn't too bloody.

So, what I'm saying is, ship the game. We'll close our eyes, and when they open it will be on store shelves, no one will be made, and we can all play multiplayer together.

<3 Coop xoxoxox