I know plenty of people aren't too excited for Dante's Inferno. People keep saying it's a God of War rip off. People keep saying the Divine Comedy doesn't need to be made into a game. See, those are things that it actually has going for it. The Divine Comedy absolutely doesn't need to be a game, which is why it's awesome to see EA try. It does look like a God of War clone, but so did X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and that was awesome. The new footage gives a little hint at a plot and shows off another feature that hasn't been announced as of yet: boobs. Big ones. Big, awesome, purple boobs. The video is below, prepare to feel a bit awkward.

Check below for part of the trailer, with the rest to be revealed on June 1st. I know, countdowns, teasers, it's all getting confusing. It's alright, we'll walk you through it.