Sitting about ten feet from my desk is a copy of Hammerin' Hero. I don't know if it's the demo or the full game, and I don't really care. It isn't that I'm not excited for the game, that couldn't be any farther from the truth - I'm perplexed by it. I know that once I play it, no matter how great it is, it cannot possibly live up to my expectations. There's no way it's Guitar Hero mixed with MC Hammer, and when I finally play it I'm going to be let down.

For those more willing to risk this, Atlus has prepared a special pre-order bonus for anyone who grabs the PSP title from Gamestop. The two little Japanese figurines in the image above (on the right, not the left) will come with the game, perfecting any feng shui setup with little plastic toys. Hammerin' Hero is due out April 7th, so be sure to get those pre-orders in ASAP.

Stop. Hammer time.

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