Blog
Haze Dating Game Video is a Video
First Non-Delay Haze Story Since 1993
by Coop
Here’s a game that is likely more fun than Haze will be when it releases tomorrow. Click on the video above and watch as much of it as you can. Afterwards, compare your time to those of Gamervision employees who have completed the same task, and put their badge in your profile on Gamervision.com as an achievement of sorts. Just post the HTML below in your Gamervision profile to show the world how strong your will is, and how much of a glutton for torture you are.
00.19 made it 19 seconds because he knew it was going to suck!
EMBED CODE: </p><p><a href="/gamer/coop/blog/article/haze_dating_game_video_is_a_video"><img src="http://gamervision.com/contributed/1211301332X2YItBjEhh.jpg" alt="" /></a> <br />
Coop made it one minute before feeling uncomfortable for Free Radical
EMBED CODE: </p><p><a href="/gamer/coop/blog/article/haze_dating_game_video_is_a_video"><img src="http://gamervision.com/contributed/1211301361Ixi8NdAk2Q.jpg" alt="" /></a>
Nikkita made it two minutes before skipping ahead to see if it gets better.
EMBED CODE: </p><p><a href="/gamer/coop/blog/article/haze_dating_game_video_is_a_video"><img src="http://gamervision.com/contributed/1211301409VnxbmgaPgU.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
Sean made it four minutes because he wanted to see if it went anywhere.
EMBED CODE: </p><p><a href="/gamer/coop/blog/article/haze_dating_game_video_is_a_video"><img src="http://gamervision.com/contributed/1211301346XBa6srDecs.jpg" alt="" /></a> </p>
Sarah watched all ten minutes because...well...we made her.
EMBED CODE: </p><p><a href="/gamer/coop/blog/article/haze_dating_game_video_is_a_video"><img src="http://gamervision.com/contributed/1211301391jb4cSize8e.jpg" alt="" /></a> </p>
Post the image on your Gamervision page with the HTML code below it!
I am embarrassed for them – few things have failed so epically. The video is nearly 10 minutes long and feels like a Tim and Eric sketch that failed miserably. I have a feeling the development team did this on their own and didn’t let marketing know, and there are going to be a few conference calls in the near future between Free Radical and Sony about company policies regarding this kind of stuff. We all knew that they were crazy over in their UK offices, but this video might take the nectar-filled cake.
Related Articles:
Haze Gets "Official" Release Date
Pre-Order Haze at Canadian GameStop and Return Within 7 Days
Haze Script is Over 1,000 Pages Long
Comments
Sarah has not been the same since. I saw her talking to the wall earlier. Shame, that.
I can imagine watching a worse video, but I'm not exactly sure what that would look like.
I watched nearly the whole thing but then I had to Rick Roll myself to get the taste out of my mouth....
I still have a headache from watching that. Man.
i watched the whole thing now i have to go wash my eyes out wit soap
u gusy know i waz born in Jan 1st 1900?