I don't care how mediocre the first Just Cause was, this one looks freaking awesome. I want to tether stuff to other stuff. I want to base jump at 60 FPS into a jungle. I want to take over helicopters and throw people out of them. It all looks awesome, really, really awesome. Like, a shark eating a god damn bear while smoking crack and jumping over a volcano awesome. While rapping with Kanye.

I don't care about the story or the main character. I don't care how dumb the dialogue is. I don't care how cliché it is. I just want dumb action that doesn't take itself seriously, and it really looks like this is the kind of game to fill that want. Hell, I'd call it a need instead.

So listen: I need to know if anyone agrees with me. Is anyone else hyper excited for this incredibly stupid looking game? If so, speak up - everyone will accept it, and you'll be able to say "I told you so" like I do with 50 Cent Blood on the Sand.