In just a few short weeks, everyone will finally have a chance to experience Just Cause 2. For those who have checked out the demo, you already know that it makes God of War III look like a steaming pile of garbage, and throws Battlefield: Bad Company and Final Fantasy XIII in front of a bus. And pisses on it. Need more proof? Watch the video above. I dare you. Double dog dare you.

Watch it? Good, now zip up, you're embarrassing yourself.

That's right, he jumps on a boat IN MID AIR and shoots a rocket at a guy. Who does that? How do you do that? I don't know, but the video does, and that's all that matters. After he does that, you might be asking yourself "what does he do next?" I'll tell you what he does. He gets back in the goddamn boat and continues doing what he does. I don't know what that is, exactly, it might be fishing or something, but I'm sure it's epic. Hell, he might go scuba diving using just a parachute, who knows? I'll tell you who knows: he does. And he's behind you. In a boat. With a rocket launch. Check yourself.

Just Cause 2 is due out March 23rd, 2010. Check back for our review around then.