I have never been one to complain about the overmerchandiseization of something I love. If there is a movie or game that I am a fan of I am happy to see the company offer shirts, mugs, miniatures, or posted from it.

Portal has enjoyed enough success to justify all of the above and the swag just keeps on coming. Here is just a little of what they have updated their store with (and what isn’t sold out yet).

Not in cruelty, Not in Wrath, The Reaper came today. An Angel visited this grey patch, And took my Cube away 

The cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie... 

Available in both short and long sleeve.

Available in short sleeve and hooded sweatshirt. 

Buy all three and get a fourth poster for free. 

I am trying my hardest not to buy anything, but the temptation is there and the temptation is strong. I already bought the parking decals a few weeks ago and I might end up with a hoodie and Headcrab plushie before the day is out. Pray for my wallet, friends, in this the darkest hour...