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New Mass Effect 2 Trailer Reveals Subject Zero
Someone at BioWare Really Likes WET
by Coop

BioWare has released a new trailer for Mass Effect 2, showing off the newest edition to Shepard's squad: Subject Zero. What is she the subject of, besides my undying affection? We have no idea. Whether or not she's a test subject or it's simply a catchy nickname is yet to be known. Expect a lengthy side quest that has a climax involving her realizing that can't remember her past, or something. Then she'll cry on Shepard's shoulder and he'll tell her it's alright, and then they'll agree to never let anyone know she showed her emotions. Then you'll have sex with her.
She might be one of the most interesting characters to be introduced to the series, with a badass attitude that makes me think someone at BioWare recently finished playing WET. She's all about sex, violence, and, well, more violence. The bald, tattoo covered babe will certainly raise some eybrows, and you can learn more about her from the trailer below. Besides being excited to add a super-soldier to my group, I really can't wait to see what brash decisions she'll let Shepard make in the story. I can't help but think having her in a squad during an important mission can't help but backfire, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try.
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shes like river tam, faith, every suicide girl, and tank girl all bottled up into one strangely sexy beast. awesome.
If that wasn't Mass Effect 2 I would say she fits, but I just can't see her fitting into BioWare's universe. She is a sore thumb...