The world was torn apart when it was announced that top film actress </Link to House of Wax reviews> and singer </insert link to Amazon of her awful album> Paris Hilton would be spending time in jail. We at Gamervision held a vigil for her, praying and petitioning that the fine Governor <link to a picture of Arnold lifting weights> would give her a pardon. He did not, and we sat, waiting for news. When she left jail we all wanted to know what her next move would be and, though we had some ideas of films we would like to see sequels to that she starred in <Link to her porn>, the announcement was even more shocking. </sarcasm> Paris Hilton plays World of Warcraft. The following is a conversation I had with a friend about the subject: Coop: There is finally proof that WoW is for people incapable of functioning in life: Paris Hilton has a 60 Tauren. Kevin: I call shenanigans Coop: Not when you hear her characters name. Kevin: hit me Coop: Cowwww Kevin: hahah Kevin: indisputable proof She not only plays WoW, but is an avid player logging 8+ hours a day. The next time you go to cyber with a random Tauren near BlackWing Lair remember: it might be Paris Hilton. Take of that what you will. Writers Note: The image above was not the only one made and took far, far, FAR too long to make. It was just that fun.