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  <body>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Name: &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Genre: &amp;hellip;stealth? &lt;br /&gt;Platform: Xbox360 and Xbox&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The gaming community laughed when Burger King announced they were going to develop video games. We chuckled when they announced the three different titles, and we, dare I say, chortled at the thought of them ever selling well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then we played &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt;&amp;hellip;&lt;span class=&quot;readMoreMarker&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt; is not a full game &amp;ndash; don&amp;rsquo;t be tricked into believing that this game will rival &lt;em&gt;Metal Gear Solid&lt;/em&gt; in the stealth game plotline (while some may argue it excels over it in others). It is little more than an interactive commercial. Burger King is just lucky that their marketing department created the creepiest icon alive when they developed the idea for &quot;The King.&quot; His eyes are dead, cold eyes. Like a doll&amp;rsquo;s eyes. His smile brings to light vivid images of your life when you see it for, you know, it is the last smile you will ever see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You play as that man, sneaking up on people in random situations and surprising them with delicious food. The gameplay is not amazing, but it is surprisingly well done for the amount of work I expected to go into the game. It is just a really, really fun game. You can go into first person and look through the eyes of the mask (complete with unbelievably creepy heavy breathing sound effects), or stay in third person as you find people in different environments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do find it somewhat funny that the first level is a construction site. Yea, that&amp;rsquo;s what you need while working with heavy machinery: some jackass in a mask trying to scare you to death.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is worth the $3.99 it costs if you can find a copy. I can&amp;rsquo;t believe I am saying this, but I look forward to any sequels to &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt; that BK might put out. Ugh, I feel disgusting now - time to hide my shame in a box of chicken nuggets.&lt;/p&gt;
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  <excerpt>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Name: &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Genre: &amp;#8230;stealth?&lt;br /&gt;
Platform: Xbox360 and Xbox&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The gaming community laughed when Burger King announced they were going to develop video games. We chuckled when they announced the three different titles, and we, dare I say, chortled at the thought of them ever selling well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then we played &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt; is not a full game &amp;#8211; don&amp;#8217;t be tricked into believing that this game will rival &lt;em&gt;Metal Gear Solid&lt;/em&gt; in the stealth game plotline (while some may argue it excels over it in others). It is little more than an interactive commercial. Burger King is just lucky that their marketing department created the creepiest icon alive when they developed the idea for &quot;The King.&quot; His eyes are dead, cold eyes. Like a doll&amp;#8217;s eyes. His smile brings to light vivid images of your life when you see it for, you know, it is the last smile you will ever see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You play as that man, sneaking up on people in random situations and surprising them with delicious food. The gameplay is not amazing, but it is surprisingly well done for the amount of work I expected to go into the game. It is just a really, really fun game. You can go into first person and look through the eyes of the mask (complete with unbelievably creepy heavy breathing sound effects), or stay in third person as you find people in different environments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do find it somewhat funny that the first level is a construction site. Yea, that&amp;#8217;s what you need while working with heavy machinery: some jackass in a mask trying to scare you to death.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is worth the $3.99 it costs if you can find a copy. I can&amp;#8217;t believe I am saying this, but I look forward to any sequels to &lt;em&gt;Sneak King&lt;/em&gt; that BK might put out. Ugh, I feel disgusting now - time to hide my shame in a box of chicken nuggets.&lt;/p&gt;
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