Gamestop has listed the innards of the Star Trek Online Collector's Edition, for all of the fine folks who feel like spending a little more money on a game that already comes with a monthly fee to play the nerdiest game of all time. You know, because being a nerd isn't enough in this day and age, and you need to prove your geek credibility by spending $80 on this game in February. To play with other, like-minded outcasts, talking about Klingons and stuff. Here's the deets:

Delux packaging? Bah! That gets thrown away within moments. Deluxe Manual? Useless! That crap is outdated after the first patch goes live on launch day. To be honest, I'm not too sure if I like this one. I mean, I'm going to buy it, because I hate money almost as much as I love Star Trek, but it lacks... the thing. In-game stuff is cool, and I'll absolutely be rocking the Next Generation Uniform in and out of game, but it needs one, special object to -- wait, does that say "Communicator Badge?" Like, a real one? Made of metal? Never mind, it will be money well spent, and you'll all look like suckers when I'm pressing my fingers onto this baby whenever I make a phone call. Jealous? You should be.

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