Remember when that chick from that porn mentioned that she was filming stuff for Fairytale Fights? Well, the actual trailer has been released, and it's really not what anyone thought it would be. My hope is that this is just part one of a series, because if Playlogic paid these actors only to have them shoot ten seconds of mediocre footage than I'm pretty disappointed. I'm also hoping that there's a rated X version that I can access after clicking a large button and confirming that I am, indeed, over the age of 18. What?

For as silly as it might sound, there are plenty of other jokes to explore for this concept. Without going into an Andrew Dice Clay bit, perverting fairytales is still pretty funny, especially when some sexy is mixed in. Also, cutting it off before the Snow White/Little Red kiss? Playlogic, you tease...

On a more serious note, Snow White should have done a short, faux-sexy dance instead of a split-second cabbage patch, and there should have been some build up to whatever the hell we're supposed to think Little Red Riding Hood did. Hey! I'm not trying to be a perverted, just critical! I'm a journalist.

Here's hoping part two, if there is one, turns it up a few notches.