Tired of your stupid red, black, or blue PlayStation 3 DualShock 3 controller? I don't blame you. If you're using one of those colors, you're essentially a cave man, and not the fancy kind from that awesome Geico show, either. If you're using a regular Sixaxis? Well, that's another level of prehistoric altogether. Luckily, Sony is ready to bring you to the current day, with the stunning white DualShock 3 that absolutely won't get dirty as your filthy, sweaty gamer hands grip it while playing God of War III. Nope, it's going to be pristine forever, like white sneakers, or your Xbox 360 controller. Yep. Perfect forever.

According to GameStop, we can expect to see them on store shelves within the next two weeks, with the retailer dating them for February 19th. As per usual, it's going to be $55, since Sony hasn't dropped the price after discontinuing the hunk of nonsense that was the Sixaxis yet. Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot: price drops are last-gen, like rumble or USB drivers or backwards compatibility. Well, actually, I suppose backwards compatibility is a bit last-gen, by very definition... ah well, this thing drops in time to play Heavy Rain, so I suppose there's an excuse to buy one right there. Anyone plan on picking one up?