A few days ago we here at Gamervision HQ were discussing what we discuss every Tuesday afternoon from noon to 4pm…that being hot anthropomorphized cartoon characters we'd bang.  Now, you may be thinking to yourself "Hey that's weird" or "Hey, that's really fucking weird", but I assure you that at some point in your life you've thought about the attractiveness of at least one really hot cartoon animal.  In fact I'd go as far as to say that if you say you haven't, you're a dirty filthy liar.  Do you kiss your hot mother with that liar mouth?  

The discussion did not end there.  A question was then posed…Could the exposure to hot animal cartoon characters from our childhood have contributed to the inception of the Furry craze?  The idea of slightly risqué cartoon characters is not new, mind you.  Betty Boop has been hot since the 1930s, and is the grandmother of cartoon sexuality.  But Boop is a human cartoon and even though her head is shaped like an apple that's been cut in half vertically, she is, in fact, human.  So without further ado, we compiled a list of some of our favorite hot cartoon animals which we'd go "Furfag" for.


Lola Bunny

Lola Bunny is Bugs Bunny with boobs.  Apparently, sometime in the early '90s Warner Bros. studios thought they should give Bugs Bunny a girlfriend, thus proving once and for all that his cross dressing was just a phase and that my mom was right, I'd grow out of it.  Lola's big claim to fame was probably the hit 1996 animated film Space Jam.  In it she plays the rabbit version of Lisa Leslie and thoroughly dominates in the paint.  As we all know women are truly horrible at basketball (science and math) which makes her character that much more attractive to boys because we secretly love women who are good at things (never gonna happen).  Lola and Bugs become a couple in the movie which is sort of like watching your childhood best friend marry a girl you hate.  Nevertheless, she is an attractive rabbit.  She rocks short-shorts and doesn't afraid of Space Monsters.  No word on when the animated VHS tape that she shot with R. Kelly will be released…

 

Disney's Maid Marion
This character is probably the most "homely" on the list.  That being said, she does have a certain Mary Ann-esque quality about her.  This fox (literally) is the love interest and 14th century cocktease to Robin Hood, who is voiced by Simon Gruber from Die Hard III.  I remember watching this movie a lot when I was a kid and vividly remember wanting to work Maid Marion's fallow fields and take her to the Council of Trent (bedroom).  I actually don't recall much else about her character from this movie.  She sort of just gets in trouble and teases everyone with an extremely long skirt she must have bought at T.J. Max for half price.   In the end Robin marries her, thus ensuring that the audience is satisfied in the thought that that night they will have freaky weird fox sex.  

 

RC from Transformers

If you're into the cold feel of metal like I am, you probably remember being confused and scared by your attraction to Arcee.  She was the most well known of the female Autobots from the hit '80s cartoon Gobots Transformers.  She was pink, she was a car, she had implied boobage, and she shot lasers, so you know I was all about this chick.  Arcee is maybe the best example of Rule 34 on this list and although she's technically not furry in any way, I know that most Furfags appreciate her sleek curves and ability to transform their Autobot into a raging Boneris Prime.  During Dinosaucers Transformers run, Arcee had many incarnations and was often crushing on one or more of the Autobots.  She can be seen in the 2009s Transformers II in a few unimportant and boring scenes and is played by Megan Fox...

 

Gadget Hackwrench (Rescue Rangers)

Oh Gadget Hackwrench…siiiigh.  Finally a redhead on the list.  Gadget Hackwrench was the female mouse mechanic on Disney's Rescue Rangers, which aired on the Disney Channel for about 2 days.  She was kind of like that chick from Knight Rider, in that she fixed the Rangers' plane and invented new gadgets (GET IT) for the rangers to use when they were... fighting evil? Is…is that what they did?  Gadget was smart and super '80s hot, making her one of my favorites on this list.  Both Chip and Dale often fought over who would get to Yiff with her in the cargo hold of the plane like in my fanfic.  I think you can still see the furry version of Gadget roaming around Disney World to this day…which is why I can't go back to Disney World and have to stay 50 feet away from Gadget at all times.

 

 

Cleo (Heathcliff)

Cleo is a cat who is naked in almost every episode of Heathcliff.  She is the epitome of '80s cheerleader hot and probably caused more testicles to drop than Elisabeth Shue (Karate Kid) and The Redhead chick from Lucas, combined.  She wore leg warmers and was constantly being wooed by a short pimp cat who wore a weird 1890's style baseball hat.  This character didn't do much at all in the show except get hit on.  So here are some pics…

 

Girl Squirrel (Sword in the Stone)

Girl Squirrel (adj) - Loving the idea of being in love for love's sake.  Unwarrented affection.  Attatchment.

Number one on this list is serious business around Gamervision.  If you've ever seen The Sword in the Stone and love dressing up like animals and rubbing your stank on other people dressed up as animals, the scene where Young Arthur and Merlin get transformed into squirrels probably had major influence on you.  Young Arthur finds himself in a squirrel body via Merlin's magic as Merlin tries to teach him a very important life lesson (fuxing).  Soon Arthur comes (ha) across a girl squirrel who instantly falls in love with him.  She pretty much rapes this kid on screen as she does everything she can to woo Arthur much to his confusion and reluctance.  

Now if you were like me, you probably found yourself screaming at the screen saying something to the effect of "Make out with that chick you idiot!" totally disregarding the fact that Girl Squirrel was a legit squirrel and not a human transformed into a squirrel.  This Girl Squirrel represents pure animal attraction and this scene can be applied to any situation in life involving a relationship with the opposite and/or same sex.  Finally, at the end of the scene Arthur turns back into a boy breaking the Girl Squirrel's heart.  It looks like Merlin wasn't just teaching Young Arthur a life lesson…think about it.

 

 

 

Josh Henderson is an actor/writer who loves all of God's creatures...I'm just kidding, there is no God.