So apparently Ridley Scott is making an Alien prequel.  Ok…well that could be an entire article unto itself, but let's stay on task here today people and talk about what really matters…Super hot, super English, sometimes-redheads. io9.com is reporting that Bond girl and super hot Ginger Gemma Arterton will play Ellen Ripley in the upcoming Alien exploitation remake.  I think…I think it's a remake?  I don't know…prequel or something stupid…whatever.

I'm not sure how I feel about this yet personally, which is why I'm trying to work out my feelings for you live on the world wide web.  On one hand, there is absolutely no need to make another Alien movie with the Ellen Ripley character.  On the other…I vividly remember that underwear scene and am positive they are going to recreate that.  They don't teach you how to deal with decisions like this in school...

Whatever your feelings may be about the Alien franchise being sucked dry of all its worth like a bottle of gin at my house this weekend, I really enjoyed Gemma's performance in The Quantum of Solace.  She said some lines that were in english, she sexed Bond, and she was drowned in oil which covered her entire nude body.  Although, in my mind it wasn't oil…it was maple syrup.

Here is what Gemma had to say, which spurred on the rumor mills never-ending torrents of rumor H2O…

"Ridley Scott saw '[The Disappearance of] Alice Creed' and loved it. He wants me to meet for 'Aliens: The Remake', or something,"

Excited Gemma is excited...

Before everyone gets too upset about this news I'd just like to remind the internet that this actress is extremely talented and everything on the Internet is true meaning that this will probably 100% happen (never gonna happen).  Plus I mean seriously…I mean look at her.  I mean right?  If we've gotten to the point where Ridley Scott is "remaking" (prequeling?) Alien, why not just cast it entirely with hot chicks and throw everything out of the proverbial airlock.  I mean at this point, it doesn't matter and we should just make the whole crew full of hot astronaut chicks.  Why don't we just make the aliens hot red heads too?  Oh wait…that would be something I'm into.  I'd give her my chest burster….YIKES!

Josh Henderson is an actor/writer who loves red heads...a lot.