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Resident Evil: Afterlife
The Following Preview Contains Nick and Mike
Hey! Did you know that there's a new Resident Evil movie?!? Seriously, I'm not yanking your chain. There is a new Resident Evil movie. It kind of looks like the video games. AND! AND! And they shot it with the very same camera that they used on James Cameron's Avatar. It's directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. It is going to blow.
All of the above statements are facts.
You know when you’re AT THE MOVIES and you’re trying to watch the COMING ATTRACTIONS and a couple of sarcastic jerks are pretending they’re on MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000? Well, we’re those jerks, nerdlinger.
“The Following PREVIEW Contains Nick and Mike,” and has been approved for ALL AUDIENCES willing to make fun of trailers for films COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU by the Gamervision Association of the Internet.
Please don’t ruin our show by adding your own soundtrack
Made Up by: Nick Murphy and Mike Sadorf
Cut Up by: Nick Murphy
Fancy Stuff by: Joe Williams
Comments
There was nothing this trailer could have shown me that would convince me to see the movie. That said, funny stuff guys. "Hey Matrix, nice to see you here..."
Needs more zombies. Although she is still pretty hot, so that's good.
Also, +1 for Voyage Of The Mimi reference.
will see it, and will regret it.