Dying must suck.  You go to heaven and then you lose all of your stuff.  It's like starting over.  Plus, there's pervy angels who look at you.  Judging you.  Being all like "Hey I saw you naked when you were 0-67 years old."  And then they judge you on all of the bad stuff you did.  What about all of the good stuff?  I did some good stuff.  Like that time I took my brother along with me to go see Executive Decision and we snuck in and got spotted and then I ran and he fell and they arrested him and then he was in prison... I regret nothing.

Starring:  Jonathan H. Cooper and Timmy Frisch
Shot and Editted by: Nick Murphy
Props by: Zane Bauer
Additional Assistance: Nikkita Patterson