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Haiku Contest: Dota After Dark

by HiP FLasK

Dota After Dark

Shes nude with no smile.

They just pushed HARD into mid.

"5 mins," now an hour.

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  • Coop
    Coop

    *slow clap*

    I don't get it, I don't get it at all.

  • gamebend
    gamebend

    SLOW CLAP LOL COOP OWNING

  • TinyChinaDoll
    TinyChinaDoll

    lets all snap fingers.

  • 1v1assacre
    1v1assacre

    lol learn to count

  • HiP FLasK
    HiP FLasK

    Seriously Coop? You've never had a naked girl waiting for you to finish up dota so you can finish up with her? All the while the clocks ticking away the minutes and she's getting angrier and angrier until she just passes out because it's 2 in the morning. Then you have to crawl into bed, trying not to wake her up and all the while you feel a little bit more dead inside because for the 3rd night in a row you've turned down pussy to defend mid. That's what gaming is to me

  • HiP FLasK
    HiP FLasK

    my counting should be spot on. which line do you have a problem with Assacre?

  • 1v1assacre
    1v1assacre

    Lol the format is 5-7-5 i count 5-5-7-5

    oh i see ur title is dota after dark ahahahahah
    my bad

  • Raccoonacorn
    Raccoonacorn

    I think EVERY nerd has had a naked, horny woman waiting for some post-gaming love sex. It's a common occurrence.

    Also, hour is two syllables.

    Ham, you may have missed your demographic!

  • Raccoonacorn
    Raccoonacorn

    P.S. Bold "Dota After Dark" to prevent confusions!

  • HiP FLasK
    HiP FLasK

    I tried to underline dota after dark =/
    and hour is one syllable if you're from the south ;)

    it's not about whether it's common or not or hitting a target demographic. It's just what gaming means to me. A constant juggle between your social life ie. sex, hanging out with friends, or just logging into some game and wasting away the day.

  • Raccoonacorn
    Raccoonacorn

    That's right Ham, do it for yourself and no one else!

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