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by Jimmy

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Today on the Dairy: Root Beer, bad movie titles, and adventures with an NES!
Root Is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
So apparently way back yonder, Root Beer was actually root tea, a very adult kind of beverage. Fast forward to prohibition, when all the alcohol was taken out, and voila! Root Beer!

But now you can relive the good old days with Root, and pay homage to the original drunken grandfather of Root Beer. It’s organic and boozy! Root Beer that gets you drunk? You’ve been reading my diary!
Root is available over at HiTimeWine for $39.
Steampunk Gasmask, Elephant Style
From the steampunky mind of Tom Banwell comes a new gas mask, this time with an elephantine feel.

Awesomeness.
Back at CES they were showing this awesome Live Action version of Duck Hunt, and it’s now finally been made available for purchase.

The flying duck charges on your gun for about 10 seconds, which gives it a 30 second flight. It takes three hits to finally down him. This looks potentially awesome or potentially obnoxious. I can’t decide.
Available over at Hammacher Schlemmer for $30.
Guest post by Zane!


This collector’s edition chess set features 32 hand painted figures, and is full of awesome. My favorite part is the Koopa shells as pawns. Also, let’s be honest – Bowser looks kickass.
Available over at first4figures for only $34.
This video comes to you from the guys over at Shamoozal, and is eerily accurate.
Because honestly, I HAVE put a shoe in an NES before. And yes, it worked.
Every once in a while, it is totally possible to judge a book by its cover. Or, in this case, a movie by its title.
Oddee has complied this list of The 15 Worst Movie Titles, and yes, these are real movies that were actually made. This means that someone, somewhere went, “You know what would be a great title for this film? EEGAH!”

Similarly, an executive in an office once said something like, “Nothing seems to really sum this movie up. Let’s just call it The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.”

Check out the whole list over at Oddee.
Comments
That steampunk gas mask looks like a bong a guy I knew had.
you knew a guy that owned a bong that wrapped around his head?
It was made out of a WWII gas mask, so, yes.
The Root Tea and a bong gas mask
Now that's a party