Tomorrow (not today), Team Fortress 2 will be released on Mac (not the iPad). How do I know? Was there an official announcement? No, not technically, but Valve did put the image above on their blog under a post entitled "Tomorrow." That is part of it. Oh, they also posted the cryptic text, below, which I was able to decrypt expertly and professionally.

Big things are happening RIGHT NOW at Valve. Things involving cultivated tree-fruit. BIG things. Things that rhyme with "grapple." Things that rhyme with "Speem Gortress zmavailable on the Babac."

Not today. But tomorrow. BIG THINGS. Stay tuned...

Now... I'm no cryptozoologist, but I know typos when I see them. They totally meant to write "Team Fortress available on the Mac." It's cool, I actually made a similar typo yesterday when I sent an email to my boss telling him to expect me to do pre-E3 stuff tomorrow. What I meant to tell him was that I'll be hard at work. On my review. For Team Fortress 2. On Mac. Sure, I already reviewed the game at launch, but who knows what this version will have! Look at that image! It has iPod headphones! That might be in the game! I need to play for at least ten hours to find out! Yeah, I'll be doing that tomorrow. We'll keep you posted.

And no, this isn't Valve's "secret." Some people...

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