Earlier this week, an internal Sony document started making the internet rounds, attempting to compare the different features of current generation consoles. This came on the heels of a similar memo sent out by Microsoft that attempted to do the same thing. However, just as was the case with Microsoft's, we felt the need to clarify what we thought Sony meant to say with their chart. Below is the "Consoles Features Actually Compared" chart, fixed up by our crack team of engineers, scientists, and necromancers.

It's pretty obvious from the chart above that Sony's Move comes with a number of interesting features that simply cannot be replicated on the Wii or Xbox 360. I mean, come on, how can Microsoft even attempt to match Sony's logo? They'd be sued, for crying out loud! They don't need that sort of negative publicity, it would be bad for them. And Nintendo? Forget about it. Sony obviously has them taken care of here. No question.

Well, that's it for this feature. We're going to leave Nintendo alone unless they decide to come out with a similarly misleading nonsensical graph, in which case we'll take care of that right quick. We hope that you enjoyed the show.