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TF2 IRL Casting
Just some ideas me and Jay from NoobTube put together.
by LionHeadTM
So me and the guys from NoobTube usually get together and we have a couple heated round of TF2. Team Fortress 2 if you are unfamiliar.
Now if you are unfamiliar with the game, it is a shooter featured on Steam (but can be played on XBox) with 9 characters.
- Scout
- Soldier
- Pyro
- Demo
- Heavy (heavy weapons guy)
- Sniper
- Engineer
- Medic
- Spy
Each class has it's own unique and quite useful taletns.
Scout - Runs fast and quicker than any other player. Quite deadly with a steel bat in hand.
Soldier - possesses a rocket laundery for high damage
Pyro - Master of pyrotechniques and almost quite insane
Demo - uses demolition tools such as dynomite and bombs.
Heavy - Is pretty much the Tank of TF2. Carries a rapid fire 'mini' gun (even though it's the size of a mastiff) and can take quite a bit of damage
Sniper - uses a sniper rifle for long range and very deadly kills
Engineer - builds defenses and despensers. Can build a sentry gun for high damage... fun... lol. Also creates dispensers for other players to pick up ammo and health. Also creates teleporters for quick travel.
Medic - can heal other players and also can create an Uber. Meaning making him and another player he 'attatches' himself to, invulnerable for 10 sweet destructive seconds.
Spy - Oh the sneaky and VERY deadly spy. The spy has the ability to go invisable for 10 seconds or cloak himself as another class on his own or another team. He weilds a knife for quick kills... so watch your back.
Now me and jay play this game almost religeously. So we were just goofing off one sunday night and thought about if we made a movie, who would play which part.
Here are our lists.
Jay:
sniper: Hugh Jackman
scout: Marshal Mathers
Soldier: Kurt Russel
Heavy: Valuev Chemp
Pyro: Steve-o
Engineer: Ben Affleck
Spy: Adrien Brody
Demo: Samuel L. Jackson
Medic: Bob Saget
And for MY Team
Amanda:
sniper: Nicholas Cage
scout: Josh Hartnett
Soldier: Robert DeNiro
Heavy: Gerar Butler
Pyro: Angelina Jolie
Engineer: Ron Livingston
Spy: Orlando Bloom
Demo: Wesley Snipes Or Samuel L. Jackson (cause jay took it.)
Medic: Leonardo DiCaprio
It's just... some future ideas...
Oh yeah. and does anybody know when the next "meet the cast" video comes out? I wanna seeeeee!!! The last one that was out was meet the sniper, I think.
Comments
This dude Jay has some good ideas for movie-esq idea. It would be cool to see Jackman as a sniper. Not so much Cage, if you seen Bangkok Dangerous. He'll just ruin the end, lol.
BTW, I think I'd love seeing Wesley Snipes as "The Black Scottish Cyclops"!
P.S. Some of the picture links don't work. I don't know who that Chemp guy is, and I don't feel like imdb-ing him, lol.
Oh, and the last "Meet..." I saw (on 360) was the Sniper. Bring more out!
i don't know why the links arent working. and chemp is some boxer or something.
MY LIST IS THE ONLY LIST.
Scout - Dj Qualls

Soldier - R. Lee Ermy
Pyro - Rip Taylor
Demo - Tim Meadows
Heavy - Will Sasso
Sniper - Paul Hogan
Engineer - Fred Williard
Medic - Stephen Colbert
Spy - Sasha Baron Cohen
i AGREE with the heavy though. me and jay were really fighting with that one. Will sasso would be PERFECT for the heavy. but i do not agree with the rest of your list.
Oh c'mon, you know you want to see it:
HAHAHAHAHA! Im sorry but that pic of Colbert is fucking AWESOME!
FYI. That pic of Qualls... REALLY makes him look gay.
ben affleck is a terrible idea as the engineer, though so is Orlando Bloom as the spy.
it wasn't supposed to be the most realistic ideas. Just to make you guys laugh.