I'm sure it's been years since many of you have dusted off your gamecube for a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee. Since Brawl has come out for the Wii, what's the point? Pride, my friends. Pride.
What you're about to see is a rivalry unlike any other. Two men, poised on the edge of battle, willing to put it all on the line for pride. Well actually, sloth... You'll see what I mean.
And although there is a slight resemblance, neither of these young men are related to Seth Rogen or each other in any way. Glad I could clear that up.
It’s that one game you’ve mastered time and time again. You’ve spent countless hours earning all the trophies and unlocking all the achievements. The only person’s score left to beat is your own…until someone comes along and throws the gauntlet. They take you down a peg or two. Their heart is black and your ego is bruised. You’ve tried and you’ve tried, you’re losing your mind, but it’s still the same. You’re losing your favorite game.