Marc Ecko, fashion designer, business mogul, game developer.  Now, I didn't say he was very good at any of those things.  But they are all printed on his business card.  I hope he didn't save any room for Shakespearean defiler.

What am I talking about? Well you'll find out.  And you might even gain some insight into Final Fantasy cover art and and a handful of Croft-crazy brits.

Or you may not, depends on your download speeds.