To all of our friends, and all of our families, and soon to be friends, and recently proved by DNA test to be family, and to all our recently departed, and all our drunkenly retarded, we here at OMGTWWFTW would like to wish you a Happy New Year.

2010 promises to be way better than those shitty aughts. So drink up, be merry, and call her the next day, she's a nice girl and you could do worse...