HEY! It's you! Just the person I was looking for.  Listen, I need a favor. On the off-chance that some police officers talk to you this afternoon (And really, why would they?) but just in case they do, could you tell 'em we hung out last night? Yeah, like between the hours of 11 and 2.  Awesome, and tell 'em we were drinking at your house. And we got drunk, so we don't remember many specifics, but not so drunk as to compromise your testimony. What?!? Ummm....no reason. And tell 'em we were definitely not anywhere near the lake. Yeah, tell 'em we don't even like lakes. We freakin HATE lakes, right?

Yeah, that's right. I knew you had my back. Oh also, I do not own, nor have i ever owned a black Lincoln Town Car, got it? Great, also hold on to this suitcase for me for a couple days. Just some dirty laundry and a few personal effects.  Nothin to sever your head over.  I mean lose your head over...okay. I'm gonna go....

New OMG is up, by the way.  This week, Luke serves up some PETA, and Bioshock 2, with big helping of Alyssa Milano for dessert!

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Check out the super-sexy Hi-Def widescreen version here!

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