See, I'm torn on this one... 

One the one hand, we made a good video and I want you to enjoy it.  But on the other hand, this video is a parody.  So the only way to get the joke is to be familiar with the source material.  And if you’re lucky enough NOT to have seen this, then I’d prefer you wallow in ignorant bliss.

Trust me, watching all 9+ minutes of Haze Multiplayer Date is something I’d wish only on Haze creators themselves.  For me, it single-handedly ruined “dating shows”, “first person shooters”, and “blondes with British accents” forever.  And I used to LOVE blondes with British accents.

Seriously, it’s so cheesy I feel constipated just thinking about it.

But if you’re feeling a little masochistic, give it a watch and come back for Gamervision’s video response below.  Don’t worry, it’s only a third as long and half as lousy.

Starring: Nikkita, Sean, Mike and Chris as "The Host"

Script: Sarah

Score: Nikkita 

Special Thanks: Paul, Joe, and Kotaku

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