EPISODE 3: UR GONNA GET B&

If you've been listening to the show, hopefully by now you have a pretty good idea of what we're all about. Discussions of MMOs World of Warcraft quickly become side tracked by our "dynamic" personalities. So this week, we figured we'd give you a closer at the fellas that are bringing you your new favorite podcast.

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KEVIN BRAWN

                                                                               fig. 1.1 Douchefag

First on our list because his last name begins with the letter "b," Kevin spends most of his time playing video games, practicing the ancient art of getting plastered, and cheesing it from the fuzz. His exploits are too numerous to list here, but he does discloses a few of his misadventures, both in game and IRL, during the second part of this week's show. When Kevin's not being the palest kid humanly imaginable, he's doing what he does best: Not getting laid.

JOSH HENDERSON

                                                                                    circa 1983

Josh is like that ambiguously gay, ginger friend you can't decide whether you should murder or not because he keeps sleeping with the girlfriend you hatefuck when you're drunk. Don't have a friend like that? Then you're missing out, buck-o. Gamers don't come any cooler, or handsomer, than this guy. A hipster in the best sense of the generalization, in that he isn't one, Henderson is such a fucking rock start, he'll drink all your Gordon's and then wear your tween sister's tights out into the night, never to be seen again. Or will he?... Yes, he will.

FRANK SNYDER

                                                                      Intellectual Foil of the Internets

Frank slept with Josh once. Once. It was after a long night of cherry wheat beers and raiding. Hey, it happens. Specifically to Frank. The voice of maturity dick jokes reason on the show, the burden of moderator is a heavy cross to bear, even for this gentle giant. Frank loves RPGs, enough to have played Final Fantasy XI on the PS2 and to have even shot down a Black Hawk over Mogadishu with one. Think about it. Frank suffers the misfortune of knowing (read: having slept with) not only Josh outside of work, but also being friends with another Gamervision employee. Think you can guess which one? Hint:

TIMMY FRISCH

                                                                                   Only Half Gay

This guy. Gamervision's jack-of-all-trades-no-one-else-wants-to-do, Tim proves himself invaluable (inflammable?) week after week both before and after the show, but not usually during. During, he's typically seething with anger toward every word that comes out of anyone else's mouth. Sometimes, we're not so sure our little Timmy's going to be all right. We have a hard time keeping track of him afterhours and we're beginning to become suspicious of his nocturnal activities. Recently, the fridge at work has been replete with "leftovers."

MIKE SADORF

                                 "Is anyone going to eat this? This baby's been in here for like, three days."

Guess which college Mike attended? Give up? The correct answer is none of the above. Weighing in as the heaviest gamer of the show, Mike's never really devoted any serious time to an MMO. So then why would he be featured on a podcast dedicated to said games? Well, Mike tries to act as a filter for those of our (six) listeners (total) who don't have the foggiest idea of what the hell the rest of the crew is talking about, but so far his track record is at least three fails per show. Regardless of the (debatable) benefits of having him around, Mike's so loud, you'll probably still be able to hear him once the show is over, which truely is a fate worse than death. It's just such a shame he's so obnoxious, otherwise (ladies) he'd be a real catch.

That about wraps up our hosts' bios, for now. Stay tuned for more off the air hi-jinx and bonus material in the weeks to come. Also, check out this week's Post Script section for links from on-air topics and some additional content provided by demonslayerz.

LOL WUT

Part 1

Run Time 36:08

Part 2

Run Time 25:49

Post Script
Ventrilo Harassment
CS Owns Sex
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
National Spelling Bee

How Not To Use Vent

Run Time 6:31

Music Courtesy of Five Iron Frenzy "Wizard Needs Food, Badly"

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