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Today on the Dairy: Coolio, puppies and Luke!

Cooking With Coolio

I have a feeling that I've seen Coolio cook before, but I'm not entirely sure. It's so... surreal. I must have dreamt if. If so, then this is a dream come true. And perfect timing since I've just recently got over my enormous attitude about cooking and have been working on domesticating myself in the kitchen. So far, I haven't killed anyone with food poisoning. So proud.

Anyway, back on the subject of Coolio. The man is a master. Or as he says, the King of the Kitchen Pimps. He's got his ladies, he's got his posse and he's got dime bags of spices, though I'm not sure how I feel about that detail yet. Anyway, I know what videos I'll be watching over the weekend. And for the record, the Cookin' With Coolio: 5 Star Meals At A 1 Star Price book is officially on my wish list. Though it probably won't last long cause I know I'm going to crack and buy it.

For more videos with Coolio in the kitchen, check out his damn channel on MyDamnChannel.

[via SeriousEats]

 

Tokyo Sky Drive

Hello shiny mirror effect! This is the kind of video I would have playing on my walls in my future house of the future-y future, where every morning I sit inside a humidifying machine that also applies my Pris makeup and inserts a thimble radio into my ear. Man, this cold, bleak and sterile future is really starting to look up.

[via KitsuneNoir]

 

Puppy Bowl VI - Starting Line-Up

If you are not familiar with the Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, then you my friend are a seriously underdeveloped, miserable person. The Puppy Bowl, now running on its sixth year of puppying, is aired simultaneously with the Super Bowl, providing entertainment for the softer, less bloodthirsty Sunday TV-watching enthusiasts. The game takes place in a scaled down football field filled with chew toys and puppies, a recipe for magic. Including special features like a water bowl cam and the Kitten Halftime Show, the Puppy Bowl is the only way to go this coming Super Bowl Sunday. Sorry, boys.

So who will be this year's MVP?

Bear?

Naomi?

One of the two Bandits?

Or my personal vote, Kiva.

Just look at that face. It's the face of a winner!

Check out all of the players here and tune into Animal Planet this Sunday at 3pm for the puppiest action you'll see all year.

[via AnimalPlanet]

 

Jersey Shore House Rental? Mamma Mia!

We're expecting a lot of snow here in the area this weekend. I happen to look forward to it. Probably because I don't have anything I need to shovel (woo, renting!) but I noticed this morning on my drive to work that despite the forecast stating snow will start at 6pm tonight, everyone is already acting like a headless buffoon. Don't get me wrong, people are always stupid, but they're just a little extra obnoxious today.

So I decided to do some further research on just how obnoxious things are in the rest of the area and checked my people-are-really-fucking-annoying barometer, the local news. In the process, I discovered this. A story about Jersey Shore.

Apparently NBC10 really loves Jersey Shore, because right under their snowpocalypse leading headline was this diddy about how the Jersey Shore's fugly explosion of a house can be rented for $3,500 a night, right next to something about Snooki doing something. Wow. Don't get me wrong, I love me my Jersey Shore long time. I love it more than words can describe. But seeing as I've seen the entire show multiple times, I know better than to eat, drink and sleep in the old home of this golden/orange crew.

It probably still smells like pickles, stinky cheese and hair product.

To those who are not from the Philadelphia area, the fact that this story is one of the 5 tops stories, including the blizzard that everyone is freaking the fuck out about, speaks volumes about how much NBC10 and its viewers/readers thinks of Jersey Shore. I can't decide if that's the funniest revelation I've had in awhile or the scariest. Jwoww help us all.

Want to rent the duck phone lair of the now famous and very un-Jersey guidos and guidettes? Check out Seaside Realty’s site for prices and dates. Just don't expect a hot tub. It's gone. It probably had to be burned by a Hazmat team after filimg. I'm pretty sure that was in the contract with MTV.

[via NBC10]

 

Today At Gamervision

Today, Luke did nothing different than what he does any other day: hanging around. Though, we must give him some credit for his Léon attire. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you need to know what I'm talking about. And drink your milk while you're at it.

As you may suspect, this was another shoot for our secret project. Unfortunately, it is not some kind of remake of The Professional, though that suggestion is not entirely out of the question...

Have a wonderful weekend. If you're stuck with snow, be safe when driving, be nice to the idiots at the grocery store and don't go nuts on your family and roommates. Oh, and if your skin starts falling off Cabin Fever style then, I don't know, take a shower.