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by Nikkita
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Today on the Dairy: Teddy bear invasion, Jesus gun and Bakon!
I'm not really sure what to say. I'm so hypnotized by all those teddy bears, I can't even remember what words are anymore. Happ...happiness? Is that a word? Because that's what I feel despite how bizarre this all is. By the way, I totally felt a rush of familiarity once that giant teddy bear came crawling in from the ocean. Made me think of the Meow Mix, which is funny because it's the same guy. Oh Cyriak, you sure do rock my world. Thank you for all the bears.
I know what you're thinking. Finally something for the BSG fans. Yeah, well you're welcome. Because not only is it dripping with all that nerdy Galactica-ness you crave, it's also pretty damn clever. Though you may want to check out the side by side comparison to fully appreciate the efforts of our dear editor here.
Well played. Though I must confess, Battlestar Galactica sure could use some more mustaches. Just saying.
Ironically, the Jesus fish has done a lot of evolving since its first appearance on all the mini vans of America. Ranging from legs to the tag on of "n' Chips", Jesus fish has many paths it can take to adapt to a better survival here on planet Earth. Its best option? The Sci-Fi ray gun, most definitely. Because really, what's more powerful than a ray gun? I mean, apart from God or money. That's right. Mega Shark. But I don't see him on anyone's trunk, do you? Ray gun it is.
The Sci-Fi Ray Gun vinyl decal is currently sold out, because lasers and such are awesome, but you can wait with bated breath over at the zombotlab's Etsy shop. There should be more in another 10-12 days.
Wow. That's a lot of work going into a book I'm never going to read. Awwww, I'm kidding. But to be fair, I'm not judging it by its cover. I'm judging it by the stack of books that I really want to read versus the stack of books I've never heard of. Though, I'll probably be tempted when I spot it at the book store and I probably won't even realize why. Recognition! You've foiled me again, marketing... Well played.
Grenade Sword Cane Hybrid Of Explosive Violence
At first I thought this was just a cane with a grenade handle and I thought, hey, that's an accident waiting to happen. I mean, if your cane turns against you, where are you going to go? Then I realized that this is no ordinary grenade handle cane. It's a grenade handle SWORD cane. Wow! That's fierce. You could probably walk down the darkest alley of Philadelphia with this thing. Not that you should. Despite their shortcomings, it's not nice to harm the thugs.
The Big Bang Hand Grenade Sword Cane is available from KingOfSwords for $29.88.
Oh, bacon flavored things. You just don't quit, do you? It's okay. Nobody is asking you to. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure they'd all be pretty stoked to see that you've gone alcoholic. And no, I'm not making reference to your obvious drinking problem (seriously man, you need to work on that). But damn are Bloody Marys going to get tasty. Drop a fried egg in one and voila, you got yourself a Sunday morning breakfast. Or as the fancy people who don't admit to their hangovers would call it, brunch.
Track down a Bakon Vodka supplier near you here.
Boys like girls with power tools for certain jiggly reasons as displayed in that one Benny Benassi video, but I like boys with power tools (especially of the geeky variety) because not only is the visible jiggling kept to a minimum, but you get a fantastic R2-D2. And who doesn't want an R2-D2? Stupid people.
Read more about Victor Franco's construction of the radio-controlled R2-D2 bot here.
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