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Today on the Dairy: George Washington, boobs and Tron!

And Here George Washington Defeated A Tiger In The Hurricane Of 1776

I come from a land saturated with a presence of George Washington. A town where charred and burned walls from the cremations of revolutionary soldiers are still visible in the basements of popular hotels and restaurants. A place where tagging on any recognizable name from the beginning of America will, without a doubt, grant you great business and tourism. But hey, that just comes with the territory of Pennsylvania. And as a resident of this history enriched state, I can say that this painting is 100% accurate. I mean, why on Earth would someone paint something that didn't happen?

Washington Vs. Tiger is a product of genius by deviantARTist SharpWriter/Jason Heuser.

[via reddit]

 

The Chemical Reaction Nightmares Are Made Of

So apparently when you set mercury thiocyanate ablaze, Satan himself eats an angel puppy. There is not a single bad word strong enough to express how deeply disturbed I am by what just happened. I'm pretty sure you're all going to think this is hella cool and all, but that's because you're all seriously demented (I'm looking at you, Vi). And while part of me wants to admit how awesome this old pyrotechnic is, I can't help but be afraid that I'm going to fall asleep, sink into my staircase and be mauled to death by Jackie Earle Haley. You know what I'm talking about. Call me when Johnny Depp is done bleeding on your ceiling and then we can discuss about who's always right. Me.

[via Neatorama]

 

A Honking Boob Is A Healthy Boob

This is the least invasive and most awesome encouragement of good health I've ever seen. Fantastic!

And seriously, ladies. Keep those girls healthy! Beep beep!

[via LikeCool]

 

Tron Legacy Billboards - Cool Getting Cooler

Last December, Disney bought up a year's worth of advertisement located at Santa Monica/Westwood, Los Angeles to promote their upcoming release of Tron Legacy. And when I say upcoming, I mean we still have another 9 months of waiting to go. But it's okay because its awesomeness is so awesome, we, as human beings, are not physically ready to have our socks rocked that hard. That's why Disney has/will change said billboard every 1.5 months as a means of preventative evolution. Today marks the unveiling of the third billboard. And yes, it's awesome.

Here are all three in order thus far.

You know the drill. Double click for full awesomeness.

[via /Film]

 

Nikon - The Pinkening

My God. And I thought the chemical devil snake made me uncomfortable. I knew nothing of anxiety until now, watching this brave soul disassemble, paint and reassemble a Nikon D90. Words just can't express how awful this is making me feel. Then again, it could be all that coffee that's making me so nervous. Well, it's definitely not helping. At least the banjo is a little soothing.

How long were you guys able to watch before you had to stop or jump ahead? Personally, I'm still trying to make it through this thing in one sitting...

[via Engadget]

 

PB & J & Money

Now, I don't like to be a tease but sometimes writing about goods that are sold out is inevitable, as in this case. This wallet is just too fantastic to ignore. And while it doesn't take much to make a wallet apart from functionality and compatibility, this puppy not only looks like a PB & J sammich, it can literally be pulled apart to reveal its inner creamy and jelly goodness. Don't worry, it's magnetized for easy reassembly and security, and nothing will fall out as long as your bread is zipped.

If you're up for the wait, you can leave your email with ModCloth to be notified when the Peanut Butter and Jam Wallet ($14.99) will be back in stock.

[via Geekadelphia]